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Como ya he dicho, este proyecto se puso en marcha antes de que Batman y Robin se estrenara el 20 de junio de 1997, cuando se creía que iba a ser un enorme éxito de taquilla. El guionista Mark Protosevich (La Celda, Soy Leyenda) empezó a escribir un primer borrador del guión mientras Schumacher iniciaba la preproducción del film. En el reparto, volverían a repetir George Clooney -que había firmado para protagonizar tres películas del hombre murciélago -, de nuevo como Bruce Wayne/Batman, y Chris O´Donnell como Dick Grayson; aunque, esta vez, no sería Robin, sino Ala Nocturna, mientras que el nuevo Robin sería Tim Drake, al que se rumoreaba que daría vida Leonardo DiCaprio, quién ya fue candidato para hacer de Dick Grayson/Robin en Batman Forever (Joel Schumacher, 1995). En cuanto a los villanos, uno sería El Espantapájaros, para el que sonaba el nombre de John Travolta -aunque, otras fuentes apuntaban a Jeff Goldblum, Jeremy Irons o la estrella de la radio Howard Stern -y la otra sería Harley Quinn, la vengativa novia de El Joker -aunque, aquí la convertirían en su hija -, a la que hubiera dado vida la cantante Madonna. También se hablaba de otros villanos, como El Sombrerero Loco, que hubiera sido interpretado por Robin Williams, o El Relojero, cuyo principal candidato era Leslie Nielsen. Incluso se hablaba de un posible retorno de Jack Nicholson como El Joker, en forma de una alucinación de Batman a causa de la toxina de El Espantapájaros.


En cuanto a la historia, es un completo misterio. Aunque, según afirman los que dicen haber encontrado el borrador de Mark Protosevich circulando por internet, la película comenzaría con Batman encerrado en el Asilo Arkham atormentado por la muerte de Alfred y Dick Grayson y un repentino regreso de El Joker. Pronto sabríamos que ha sido infectado por la toxina de El Espantapájaros y que Alfred y Dick, que hace tiempo que dejó la tutela de Bruce Wayne y dejó de ser Robin para convertirse en Ala Nocturna, están vivos e intentan liberar a Batman para hacer frente a El Espantapájaros, que se ha aliado con Harley Quinn para liberar su toxina en Gotham y sumir la ciudad en el caos. A ellos se les unen El Sombrerero Loco y El Relojero; este último tiene una cuenta pendiente con la familia del joven Tim Drake, quién terminaría encontrándose con Batman y se convertiría en el nuevo Robin.



La historia prometía, la verdad. Además, Schumacher aseguraba que este film sería mas oscuro y cercano a las películas de Tim Burton. Aunque esto debió pensarlo antes de tomarnos por tontos con Batman y Robin porque, tras el monumental batacazo de aquel engendro, la Warner paró en seco este proyecto y, aunque Schumacher intentó reactivarlo en los años siguientes, está claro que jamás verá la luz; especialmente, tras el éxito de las películas de Nolan. Sin embargo, por increíble que parezca, hay una panda de chalados que reivindican Batman y Robin, aborrecen de Batman Begins e iniciaron un movimiento para que Schumacher pueda hacer Batman Triumphant; por suerte, no hay muchos que les secunden. Afortunadamente, lo máximo a lo que ha llegado esta gente -que deben haberse escapado del Asilo Arkham, digo yo -es a hacer montajes como esa falsa carátula de DVD que he puesto arriba o falsos trailers para la película como este que pongo a continuación:



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